Beautiful dance moves.

Do you want trust issues? Because this is how you get trust issues…

Grans whom ride the whip with strangers.

Yeah OK you got me.

I bet you never knew that Cassowary eggs are green.

The Richards go in boxes, the gatos go in bowls.

Words

They had me in the first half…

This plastic cup was thrown into the sea circa 1976.

Seems the first amendment may have been reprioritized…

My precious…

Let’s do this, gang.

T-shirts with little strawberries on them are so in this year.

The Presidential State Car is a heavily modified $1.5M Cadillac One to transport our Dear Leader. It is known as The Beast.

The swords have names.

You might wonder what your tax dollars are used for…