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Ode to anti-science

Ode to anti-science
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
*cough*
*cough*
Time for sleep.
Time for sleep.
Best things in life:
Best things in life:
…Already in my pajamas.
…Already in my pajamas.
Cool cake is cool.
Cool cake is cool.
Oh great, I left it at home!
Oh great, I left it at home!
Idiots…
Idiots…
Satin rulez.
Satin rulez.
HEYYYHEAHEYAH.
HEYYYHEAHEYAH.
How will people know I’m better than them?
How will people know I’m better than them?
What will happen if gay marriage is legal?
What will happen if gay marriage is legal?
Fill in the blank…
Fill in the blank…
NASA space shuttle Columbia.
NASA space shuttle Columbia.
Engrish.
Engrish.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Join the conversation
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.