When a duck and a beaver love each other very much…

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

This is a brilliant grandpa move

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

When you gotta go, you gotta go

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

just one?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

24 then and now

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us