Have a heart, eat a rock.

Have a heart, eat a rock.

even spiders need holiday cheer

even spiders need holiday cheer

it was a close call

it was a close call

reading this hurt

reading this hurt

i hope this really happened

i hope this really happened

read whatever you want

read whatever you want

commas matter

a feat deserving of a statue

a feat deserving of a statue

must buy legos now

must buy legos now

just one time

i am in favor of this

i am in favor of this

it’s child exploitation any way you roll the dice

it’s child exploitation any way you roll the dice

i was fooled

get a job, england

get a job, england

so proud of dave

so proud of dave

suddenly i really wanna go to the airport

suddenly i really wanna go to the airport