The moon is delicious.

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

technically she’s not entirely wrong here

welcome to holocene park – directed by steven spielberg

the reason you don’t always have to be the bigger person

phrasing matters

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

michael’s store employees use the honor system

don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

what concepts did you learn in high school that are now outdated?

the first human robot baby hybrid is adorable

is there no end to their destruction?

It’s times like these you really should use a pseudonym or chage professions

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large