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Today’s resume.

Today's resume.
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Lies!
Lies!
Back off.
Back off.
How to take your shirt off.
How to take your shirt off.
Have you ever wanted to punch a child?
Have you ever wanted to punch a child?
You’re not my real mom!
You’re not my real mom!
Procrastinators clock.
Procrastinators clock.
Watercooler.
Watercooler.
Words.
Words.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses.
Meanwhile in Brazil.
Meanwhile in Brazil.
Guy on a buffalo.
Guy on a buffalo.
Dreamsicle.
Dreamsicle.
Not as fun…
Not as fun…
Accurate.
Accurate.
Severus Franklin.
Severus Franklin.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Join the conversation
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.