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Today’s resume.

Today's resume.
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Too many years in engineering school.
Too many years in engineering school.
Best boyfriend ever.
Best boyfriend ever.
Dang archers…
Dang archers…
Alternative ending FTW.
Alternative ending FTW.
When Democrats win something.
When Democrats win something.
Best Friends Forever IRL.
Best Friends Forever IRL.
Lest we forget.
Lest we forget.
Materials.
Materials.
Bat Cat.
Bat Cat.
If Disney characters were bad.
If Disney characters were bad.
Who is this guy?!
Who is this guy?!
This is why we are still friends.
This is why we are still friends.
Awesome sandcastle is awesome.
Awesome sandcastle is awesome.
Four popular positions in bed.
Four popular positions in bed.
The many emotions of a Storm Trooper.
The many emotions of a Storm Trooper.
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
Join the conversation
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED