Piano is cooler than you.

Bullets are the only side effect you will experience.

Point, counter-point (sort of…)

How did we miss Dennis Nedrey secretly cosplaying Goonies characters this whole time?

You wouldn’t download a symphony…

Neat, I was thinking about exporting some of your high quality H2O…

At least Tide pods won’t burn down your house.

Before the orange tips came default on toy guns, circa 1985.

Boar Papi will provide.

This guy stacks wood.

Cubicle bacon is best bacon.

Inglorious Catfish

Reagan did it first?

Zookeeper in the sky, with diamonds.

Wait a minute!

A different perspective.