How I feel when she says yes.

How long does an owl live?

When you're driving away and hear your dog crying in the house

In a perfect world.

Ice cream ball fondue.

The best sandbox in the world.

Don't do drugs.

Poor Santa

Jon Stewart on the War on Christianity.

Image of water ice sitting in a Martian crater

The pressure of being Tom Hanks.

Best friends

Cereal box.

Don’t care who you are, let’s party!!

This is just mean. Sad and mean.

That awkward moment when...