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Our death ray doesn’t seem to be working…

Our death ray doesn't seem to be working...
How are these people in positions of power?
How are these people in positions of power?
The problem with emotional support cats…
The problem with emotional support cats…
Four shades of gray.
Four shades of gray.
Give a dog a bone…
Give a dog a bone…
Our girlfriend, partner.
Our girlfriend, partner.
My favorite kind of interaction.
My favorite kind of interaction.
You wouldn’t steal a dress..
You wouldn’t steal a dress..
What a tasty roast…
What a tasty roast…
Gotta catch them all.
Gotta catch them all.
Sprite b[ad].
Sprite b[ad].
These are not the coffins you’re looking for…
These are not the coffins you’re looking for…
Time to forget Goodwill
Time to forget Goodwill
You did good, kid.
You did good, kid.
Hooters for happiness.
Hooters for happiness.
IT’S A TRAP!
IT’S A TRAP!
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Join the conversation
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left swipe
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.