Feeling Lucky?

When my girlfriend pocket dials me.

When my girlfriend pocket dials me.
Absolute zero chance.
Absolute zero chance.
If it has a processor, it can run doom
If it has a processor, it can run doom
In the men’s restroom at the golf course
In the men’s restroom at the golf course
mmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmm
Hank, control yourself.
Hank, control yourself.
Summer is coming.
Summer is coming.
Harvest Mice love the smell of pollen and often fall asleep inside flowers
Harvest Mice love the smell of pollen and often fall asleep inside flowers
Va vooooooooooo…chk chk chk
Va vooooooooooo…chk chk chk
Not on my watch
Not on my watch
Tank Skeet Shooting
Tank Skeet Shooting
I was more of a Blank Check fan.
I was more of a Blank Check fan.
Cribs
Cribs
Grandma knows best
Grandma knows best
cut out the toxic people in your life
cut out the toxic people in your life
Quack quack
Quack quack
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Join the conversation
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…