What do I do with that?!

death by roomba army

he’s lived through every injury

now your kids can suffer just like you!

they really hate the moon

right swipe

he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be

they’ll definitely grow back

chucks forever

life hack

try saying that five times fast!

once you see it, you can’t unsee it

nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks

the name’s mittens, murder mittens

men, do you accept the challenge?

genius. dishonest, but genius