Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

inflatable baby prison

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

you’ve got time

world cup memes because the real world war starts on Saturday!

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

you’re*

google ain’t no snitch

all is not well in waffleville

turtle burglar

this description is way too accurate

dolphinsarecool!3

reason #1 is pretty obvious

keep laughing see what happens