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How I feel about snoring.

How I feel about snoring.
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The duck is a lie.
The duck is a lie.
I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…
I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…
What a mogul!
What a mogul!
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
Don’t worry about me, actually.
Don’t worry about me, actually.
NOT FOR CONSUMPTION
NOT FOR CONSUMPTION
Release the hounds.
Release the hounds.
I guess I’m a vampire now…
I guess I’m a vampire now…
She can do better.
She can do better.
Kittens and their interdimensional twins.
Kittens and their interdimensional twins.
Eye placement is important.
Eye placement is important.
Your dad is the cutest electrician.
Your dad is the cutest electrician.
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
We call it the lazy river.
We call it the lazy river.
Meet Bowie. Sometimes he forgets he was rescued from the Korean meat trade.
Meet Bowie. Sometimes he forgets he was rescued from the Korean meat trade.
Kitten+rescue+is+a+success.
Kitten rescue is a success.
Spare+no+expense%26%238230%3B
Spare no expense…
Anyone+can+cOook.
Anyone can cOook.
Happy+lil%26%238217%3B+shrimpies.
Happy lil’ shrimpies.
Join the conversation
The+amount+of+cheese+I+require+for+my+fondue%26%238230%3B
The amount of cheese I require for my fondue…
The+remnants+of+spiral+burrows+dug+with+teeth+by+palaeocastors%2C+ancient+land+beavers+who+lived+circa+20+million+years+ago
The remnants of spiral burrows dug with teeth by palaeocastors, ancient land beavers who lived circa 20 million years ago
THE+NOODS+ARE+MINE
THE NOODS ARE MINE
I%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+make+a+withdrawal.
I’d like to make a withdrawal.
%2Asadness+noise+intesifies%2A
*sadness noise intesifies*
Words.
Words.
The+Madonna+Sistina+by+Rafael+Santi
The Madonna Sistina by Rafael Santi
Strawbomination
Strawbomination