Playing frisbee with a five year old.

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

dead batteries free of charge

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

when you really want to let someone know you like them, throw a piano

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest