Awesome fingernails are awesome.

Awesome fingernails are awesome.

Just chopping onions…

Just chopping onions…

Reason why I don’t let my girlfriend play my Xbox.

Reason why I don’t let my girlfriend play my Xbox.

Do you dress like a douchebag?

Do you dress like a douchebag?

Llama llama love love.

Llama llama love love.

Message in a bottle.

Message in a bottle.

Super effective.

Super effective.

Shower = 27 minutes.

Shower = 27 minutes.

When you forget your math homework on a Sunday night.

When you forget your math homework on a Sunday night.

I’m sorry for everything, dog…

I’m sorry for everything, dog…

But it’s still on the list.

But it’s still on the list.

Etch-that-sketch.

Etch-that-sketch.

And now for some cellos.

And now for some cellos.

Most interesting cat in the world.

Most interesting cat in the world.

I know that feelin’ bro.

I know that feelin’ bro.

The worst.