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Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.

Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.
This is my morning…
This is my morning…
This gemstone looks like a deconstructed chocolate bar.
This gemstone looks like a deconstructed chocolate bar.
Advertising sports bras
Advertising sports bras
I farted a unicorn once.
I farted a unicorn once.
Beware, tiny white bat.
Beware, tiny white bat.
Why don’t we ever hang at my place?
Why don’t we ever hang at my place?
After Scooby passed away…
After Scooby passed away…
BRB MAKING BUBBLES
BRB MAKING BUBBLES
Storytime
Storytime
Manliest alcohol ad ever.
Manliest alcohol ad ever.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson posted this picture Seth MacFarlane drew for him.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson posted this picture Seth MacFarlane drew for him.
Camels are nuts.
Camels are nuts.
Chocolate lasagna.
Chocolate lasagna.
I am at full capacity, sorry.
I am at full capacity, sorry.
EVERY SINGLE TIME I AM SICK.
EVERY SINGLE TIME I AM SICK.
coupon+cravings
coupon cravings
lock-up+lock-in
lock-up lock-in
explosive+taste
explosive taste
monkey+business
monkey business
Join the conversation
comic+relief
comic relief
good+in-vest-ment
good in-vest-ment
more+is+less
more is less
2-factor+communication
2-factor communication
0-braincell+yell
0-braincell yell
messaging+master+of+mystery
messaging master of mystery
somber+mia
somber mia
laundrobots%2C+roll+out
laundrobots, roll out