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Why I’m alone.

Why I'm alone.
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When girls overdose on makeup…
When girls overdose on makeup…
My homework brings all the Asians to the yard…
My homework brings all the Asians to the yard…
Cats are jerks.
Cats are jerks.
Elephants never forget…
Elephants never forget…
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
There’s an app for that.
There’s an app for that.
Please hurry!
Please hurry!
That annoying moment when…
That annoying moment when…
The new Google.
The new Google.
What’s that static noise?
What’s that static noise?
When I move you move we move.
When I move you move we move.
I do not like this cat…
I do not like this cat…
Economic recession in Hamster world.
Economic recession in Hamster world.
Autograph like a boss.
Autograph like a boss.
Screw gas prices…
Screw gas prices…
The+grass+is+a+lie%21
The grass is a lie!
Filthy+trixies%21
Filthy trixies!
Looks+up+to+me%2C+babe.
Looks up to me, babe.
Your+cake+is+a+lie.
Your cake is a lie.
Join the conversation
Hey%2C+heyyyy.+I+am+not+a+pet.+%26%238211%3B+bird+probably.
Hey, heyyyy. I am not a pet. – bird probably.
Take+care+of+the+gato.
Take care of the gato.
More+specifically%2C+for+the+Irish%26%238230%3B
More specifically, for the Irish…
Coal+Miners+coming+up+for+air%2C+1922%2C+circa+Belgium.
Coal Miners coming up for air, 1922, circa Belgium.
Be+valuable+unto+thyself.
Be valuable unto thyself.
Thanks%2C+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+know+what+comes+next.
Thanks, I don’t know what comes next.
Mirror+mirror+on+the+wall%26%238230%3B
Mirror mirror on the wall…
Be+careful+with+horse+girls.
Be careful with horse girls.