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I has a watermelon on my melon.

I has a watermelon on my melon.
she made a terrible mistake
she made a terrible mistake
one giant leap of faith
one giant leap of faith
going for the record
going for the record
and then all he can do is turn around and desert you
and then all he can do is turn around and desert you
new rule
new rule
grammar is fun
grammar is fun
when you see the wings come out of the kitchen
when you see the wings come out of the kitchen
he objected to the wedding
he objected to the wedding
rainbow road and surge cola is a deadly combination
rainbow road and surge cola is a deadly combination
god bless america
god bless america
who wants to join me on team ‘eat a bagel?”
who wants to join me on team ‘eat a bagel?”
do something nice for a pig
do something nice for a pig
not the worst life, honestly
not the worst life, honestly
nothing in this world smells better than cinnabon
nothing in this world smells better than cinnabon
your haunted doll isn’t evil, it just needs enrichment activities
your haunted doll isn’t evil, it just needs enrichment activities
RIP+steve+harwell
RIP steve harwell
sweet%2C+free+drink
sweet, free drink
dastardly+allergy
dastardly allergy
bully+for+you
bully for you
Join the conversation
me+with+car+problems
me with car problems
i+hate+this%2C+but+it+works
i hate this, but it works
life+would+be+much+simpler+that+way
life would be much simpler that way
they+always+complain+the+most
they always complain the most
when+everything+started+to+go+downhill
when everything started to go downhill
10+Funny+%26%238220%3BHe%26%238217%3Bs+Probably+Thinking+About+Other+Girls%26%238221%3B+Memes+to+Think+About
10 Funny “He’s Probably Thinking About Other Girls” Memes to Think About
i%26%238217%3Bm+going+indwayne
i’m going indwayne
over%2C+that+is
over, that is