Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles.

when in doubt, try and turbofolk your problems away. and then sue

when in doubt, try and turbofolk your problems away. and then sue

i need more of this

i need more of this

I’ve found my calling

I’ve found my calling

This album is gonna slap

This album is gonna slap

that was a quick diagnosis

that was a quick diagnosis

geese are dicks

geese are dicks

this is a crime against eating

this is a crime against eating

that headline took a turn

that headline took a turn

like the moon landing, this photo was staged

like the moon landing, this photo was staged

don’t mess with his meat

don’t mess with his meat

where’s the line?

where’s the line?

don’t be selfish

don’t be selfish

i am vengeance, i am the knight, i am your babysitter!

i am vengeance, i am the knight, i am your babysitter!

ok john mayer

my daily doom scrolling procedure

my daily doom scrolling procedure