Good guy pig.

Good guy pig.

ALL the bubble wrap!

ALL the bubble wrap!

Read the back of my new hand wash. Wasn’t expecting this.

Read the back of my new hand wash. Wasn’t expecting this.

Stop Talking.

Ma, I’m gay.

Playing video games after a 17 year hiatus.

Playing video games after a 17 year hiatus.

I’m good in bed.

I’m good in bed.

Wiping away the tears.

Wiping away the tears.

When I’m trying to come across as classy on a date.

When I’m trying to come across as classy on a date.

Happy to talk.

Hello, America?

Hello, America?

Look at my drawing, dad!

Look at my drawing, dad!

Smashed potatoes.

Smashed potatoes.

Monty Python is absolutely the best.

Monty Python is absolutely the best.

This is called a planetarian watch. It is beautiful.

This is called a planetarian watch. It is beautiful.

Summer in England.

Summer in England.