It’s not you, it’s me.

It's not you, it's me.

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only ask your enemies if they need a ride

only ask your enemies if they need a ride

i’d be speeding too

i’d be speeding too

no one knows what happened to it

no one knows what happened to it

we were trained to be complete wrecks

we were trained to be complete wrecks

my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not

my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not

it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened

it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened

would you like an egg in these trying times, god?

would you like an egg in these trying times, god?

the right for clouds to bare arms

the right for clouds to bare arms

giddy up!

heeded

mine

his resume was stellar

his resume was stellar

we’re all just anxious cucumbers

we’re all just anxious cucumbers

omg so often

someone check in on halloween

someone check in on halloween