Why don’t we go around the room and introduce ourselves.

you’re*

reason #1 is pretty obvious

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

every color means go to a cyclist

keep laughing see what happens

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

the power rangers have very patient villains

the insurance mafia

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

this description is way too accurate

google ain’t no snitch

all is not well in waffleville

world cup memes because the real world war starts on Saturday!

inflatable baby prison