Feeling Lucky?

A bad lip reading of Twilight.

Bang!!
Bang!!
Have a heart, eat a rock.
Have a heart, eat a rock.
Roads?
Roads?
It’s always sunny in Doucheville.
It’s always sunny in Doucheville.
My mind blew up.
My mind blew up.
Scumbag IHOP.
Scumbag IHOP.
How gym class works.
How gym class works.
I know that feel, bro…
I know that feel, bro…
How every morning goes for me.
How every morning goes for me.
I need this shirt.
I need this shirt.
Sad box is sad.
Sad box is sad.
Almost always…
Almost always…
Like a boss.
Like a boss.
Stuck in bottle factory. Send help.
Stuck in bottle factory. Send help.
First world problems.
First world problems.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.
Join the conversation
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?