32 songs in eight minutes.

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

I would read this book.

Just keeping an eye on enemy movement…

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

v o t e

This sums up the problem nicely.

We call it the toe crusher.

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

As for me and my patronus, we will fight the good fight.

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

B I N G…

This is a win win, win situation.