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Breakfast, you’re doing it wrong.

Breakfast, you're doing it wrong.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
The transition is complete…
The transition is complete…
Do you even floss…?
Do you even floss…?
Delete the interwebs!
Delete the interwebs!
You said you weren’t hungry, babe.
You said you weren’t hungry, babe.
The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.
The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.
b a d t h
b a d t h
Unicorns are less magical in real life…
Unicorns are less magical in real life…
Just a matter of paperwork, brother.
Just a matter of paperwork, brother.
How does one wake up from the Matrix, exactly?
How does one wake up from the Matrix, exactly?
The taters were fecking RAWWW
The taters were fecking RAWWW
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
It’s ugh, sweater weather, apparently.
It’s ugh, sweater weather, apparently.
Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.
Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.
Shrek is god, indeed.
Shrek is god, indeed.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Join the conversation
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Classy.
Classy.
No+shame.
No shame.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’