The school years starts, and so does the…

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

popsicles

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

i can never show my face in public again

dinner and show

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

baby faced swamp witch