How I feel about kids today.

Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…

lil wood

I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money

A Qa Engineer Walks Into A Bar…

Dead parrot collection at the Smithsonian

Self feeding fire will keep you warm alll night loong.

Purely Professional

Gotta catch ’em all.

I feel mislead.

Mash it.

Before alarm clocks were affordable, ‘knocker-ups’ were used to wake people early in the morning. UK, around 1900

Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940

Known as the wrap-around spider, this spider can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs as camouflage.

#BanChildren

Canadian Snow Syrup