Before Chuck Norris goes to bed…

Amateur sommelier picks up a hint of cat piss.

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory

Look good, praise god.

Why you all mad, tho?

Breaking news!

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

This Kid Wins Halloween Every Year

Words.

How to break a heart

*watches Netflix happily*

There are three types of girls on Halloween

Surprises for the drunk one

This bear naps.

Jokes on me…

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.