The ideal government employee.

The ideal government employee.

Trust but verify your trash radar.

Trust but verify your trash radar.

9/10 doctors recommend it.

9/10 doctors recommend it.

Evolution is delicious.

Evolution is delicious.

When sand imitates art.

When sand imitates art.

Get starched!

You fell for the classic blunder…

You fell for the classic blunder…

It was worth it. – Cat, probably.

It was worth it. – Cat, probably.

Some might even call it immaculate.

Some might even call it immaculate.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

And I took that personally all day.

And I took that personally all day.

I am the gato now.

I am the gato now.

News you can use.

News you can use.

Tom Hanks’ Seed Bank

Tom Hanks’ Seed Bank

Do not haggle with the water melon man.

Do not haggle with the water melon man.

A cluster of black amethyst stalactites circa Argentina.

A cluster of black amethyst stalactites circa Argentina.