So this happened on my second date.

american stadium food is a whole other level of american gluttony

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

work day lunch break hack

whoa – an 82 year old monk died without ever having see a woman in his life

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

Chumbawumba for life alert and other entertainment themed memes!

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

never underestimate women

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel