I don’t need to be great…

I don't need to be great...

http://crimesagainsthughsmanatees.tumblr.com

Therapy IRL

Cop bad, criminal good.

Cop bad, criminal good.

Louis Vuitton ballistic vest for when you need to storm the beach with style.

Louis Vuitton ballistic vest for when you need to storm the beach with style.

I’m actually just really happy to see so many businesses participate.

I’m actually just really happy to see so many businesses participate.

I choose you…

I choose you…

RIP In Peace, entire species.

RIP In Peace, entire species.

Props to Gymshark for using an amputee as a product model

Props to Gymshark for using an amputee as a product model

How to smuggle a lightsaber onto a plane…

How to smuggle a lightsaber onto a plane…

King Soulja Flame had his first gig.

King Soulja Flame had his first gig.

Take care of yourself with consistency.

Take care of yourself with consistency.

The matrix is lovely this time of year

The matrix is lovely this time of year

Those pesky kids don’t stand a chance.

Those pesky kids don’t stand a chance.

Don’t settle.

Don’t settle.

Seemed like a good time to explain how harnesses work…

Seemed like a good time to explain how harnesses work…

Do you even resurrect?

Do you even resurrect?