Sloth has an itch.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

Grandmother, stop.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

He’s heard some things…

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

Give to me the large dumple.

All the beautiful people.

Public libraries don’t get enough love.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

You can call me Mr. T.

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.