Feeling Lucky?

May I use your phone to call my mother?

May I use your phone to call my mother?
How to fail like a boss.
How to fail like a boss.
No! I must dance!
No! I must dance!
Sometimes, I like to glue my spare change to my face…
Sometimes, I like to glue my spare change to my face…
Catch 22.
Catch 22.
Words.
Words.
Dogs vs. Cats.
Dogs vs. Cats.
That’s no moon!
That’s no moon!
Auto correct…
Auto correct…
I love you like Lily loved Snape…
I love you like Lily loved Snape…
T-Rex trying to paint his house…
T-Rex trying to paint his house…
When I die…
When I die…
Humans…
Humans…
Feeling a little sick…
Feeling a little sick…
Hot singles.
Hot singles.
Spoiled milk.
Spoiled milk.
Got+you+fam.
Got you fam.
Shots+fired%21
Shots fired!
Is+he+gone%3F
Is he gone?
Meanwhile+at+a+job+interview
Meanwhile at a job interview
Join the conversation
Never+Use+Euphemisms
Never Use Euphemisms
Jesus+Is+So+Nice
Jesus Is So Nice
Seen+in+Woodstock%2C+NY
Seen in Woodstock, NY
To%3A+FBI%2C+NSA%2C+CIA+%26%238211%3B+In+light+of+the+recent+bombings+and+stabbings+across+America%26%238230%3B
To: FBI, NSA, CIA – In light of the recent bombings and stabbings across America…
Do+you+even+work+here%3F
Do you even work here?
Barbie+and+the+Magical+Race+Against+Thermodynamic+Entropy
Barbie and the Magical Race Against Thermodynamic Entropy
Bottle+Rocket+Under+Ice
Bottle Rocket Under Ice
Patton+Oswald%26%238217%3Bs+post+emmy+celebration+%26quot%3BThis+%23Emmys+after+party+is+off+da+CHAIN%21%26quot%3B
Patton Oswald’s post emmy celebration "This #Emmys after party is off da CHAIN!"