Feeling Lucky?

May I use your phone to call my mother?

May I use your phone to call my mother?
Dancing bird.
Dancing bird.
Wake up in the morning feeling like:
Wake up in the morning feeling like:
No one’s ever going to believe you.
No one’s ever going to believe you.
How my cats see me.
How my cats see me.
Snowman handstand.
Snowman handstand.
Midnight snack.
Midnight snack.
Hipster hospital.
Hipster hospital.
The Cookie Monster strikes again.
The Cookie Monster strikes again.
Poor Luke…
Poor Luke…
Words.
Words.
OMG mom, call MTV!
OMG mom, call MTV!
Poor Pluto.
Poor Pluto.
I will kill you with my bear hands!
I will kill you with my bear hands!
The red dot.
The red dot.
Brains!!!
Brains!!!
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
left+swipe
left swipe
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
Join the conversation
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
good+question
good question
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb