Friendzone level Zelda.

public transport to hogwarts is the worst

revenge is a dish best served with a new netflix password

not every change george lucas made to star wars was a bad one

“hello old friend” i tell the toilet before realizing i’m not alone in the bathroom

only after having a really stressful monday, so 52 weeks out of the year. rough estimate

this cat found its optimal lazy position and refuses to try anything else

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go

there are multiple ways to spell missouri

is this supposed to be an insult or a compliment?

remember when jesus turned water into jack daniels that one time? that was aweomse

how to make your house smell like pillsburry dough butt

wisconsin gets so cold in the winter you can freeze an egg

after all, you know your best friend wasn’t let into heaven

Memes showing how brits are dealing failing to stay cool in the record-setting heat

come for the pizza, stay for the free side of hands