Feeling Lucky?

I had sex with a parrot once.

I had sex with a parrot once.
Ah, the life of a penguin.
Ah, the life of a penguin.
Meet Little Margaret – The adorable baby giraffe.
Meet Little Margaret – The adorable baby giraffe.
Who’s who of the Minions.
Who’s who of the Minions.
Making dad proud.
Making dad proud.
I knew I was destined for greatness…
I knew I was destined for greatness…
Jackie Chan and his daughter.
Jackie Chan and his daughter.
Scumbag cat.
Scumbag cat.
The life of the unemployed Jedi.
The life of the unemployed Jedi.
My little brother just told me this…
My little brother just told me this…
Importance of the Oxford Comma.
Importance of the Oxford Comma.
Grandma and her cat.
Grandma and her cat.
If I could choose one place…
If I could choose one place…
Thanks Superman!
Thanks Superman!
What the mosquitoes in my yard probably think…
What the mosquitoes in my yard probably think…
Your brain on beer vs. coffee.
Your brain on beer vs. coffee.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Join the conversation
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.