Hipster Disney Princess – The Musical.

Somethings in life are sad and funny, at the same time.

There’s been a disturbing lack of BRRRRRRRTTTTT

WARR-E

Atlanta already replaced the damage on I-85. It’s a little aggressive.

When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don’t forget to feed our cat"

That tenure makes them real bold

Me on the weekends

biggest fear

Americans are crazy observant

Hypervelocity impact damage of projectile traveling 6.8 kilometers/sec (4.2 miles/sec)

I would have put a few points on walking…

I had no choice!

At least I can grow a great beard

Amy Schumer responds

Puppy guilt trip