Feeling Lucky?

They said I could be anything. So I became a banana.

They said I could be anything. So I became a banana.
Moment of silence.
Moment of silence.
If you love something…
If you love something…
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
Le munching on my favorite snack.
Le munching on my favorite snack.
Blame it on the aliens…
Blame it on the aliens…
I have decided…
I have decided…
Bad guy training headquarters.
Bad guy training headquarters.
World Independence!
World Independence!
Quit smoking.
Quit smoking.
Allons-y!
Allons-y!
Good idea.
Good idea.
#thingslongerthankimsmarriage
#thingslongerthankimsmarriage
Leaning over the balcony.
Leaning over the balcony.
Look left.
Look left.
I’ll just lay here.
I’ll just lay here.
Top+Five+Hot+Drinks
Top Five Hot Drinks
Stop+that+get+back+here
Stop that get back here
Jon+Phno
Jon Phno
Jim+Gaffigan+near+perfectly+predicts+the+future+of+food.
Jim Gaffigan near perfectly predicts the future of food.
Join the conversation
Trust+me%2C+I+know+how+to+science%26%238230%3B
Trust me, I know how to science…
Pests+in+New+York
Pests in New York
When+you+step+on+your+pets+foot%26%238230%3B
When you step on your pets foot…
Life+isn%26%238217%3Bt+fair.
Life isn’t fair.
The+Motivation+Game
The Motivation Game
I+Love+Nuclear+Chess%21
I Love Nuclear Chess!
They+definitely+do
They definitely do
It%26%238217%3Bs+that+time+of+year+again+for+us+dog+owners.
It’s that time of year again for us dog owners.