This church has it figured out.

recruiter: say no more

and then hang it up in their hallways for the rest of your life

a sign after my own heart

and thanks for the warning about the carpenter ants…

what do you mean “three pieces?!?!?”

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no favorite child…buuuuuuuut……

yeah, *i’m* the only one allowed to be unhealthy

i lurv it

from a diet to a screwit

hey hey hey look hey look are you looking you’re not looking hey look look at this

MIDDLE?! hell naw

this is truly the most torture anyone has put on anyone, you horrible parent!

you could say it’s…dirt cheap