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Too soon, iPhone.

Too soon, iPhone.
The Dark Lord collection.
The Dark Lord collection.
When your teacher misses a spot while erasing the board.
When your teacher misses a spot while erasing the board.
Scumbag keyring.
Scumbag keyring.
Thanks to my wife!
Thanks to my wife!
Not sure which is worse…
Not sure which is worse…
Words.
Words.
Makes sense…
Makes sense…
I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.
I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.
I don’t always live on this planet…
I don’t always live on this planet…
Scumbag pope.
Scumbag pope.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
This problem is solved.
This problem is solved.
How to get the girl…
How to get the girl…
Words.
Words.
Number of cats it takes to make the pain go away.
Number of cats it takes to make the pain go away.
The+Knights+of+Columbus+doing+their+best%2C+circa+1988.
The Knights of Columbus doing their best, circa 1988.
Beware+the+arms+of+Lake+Maiden.
Beware the arms of Lake Maiden.
We+do+live+in+a+simulation.
We do live in a simulation.
It+still+ain%26%238217%3Bt+much%26%238230%3B
It still ain’t much…
Join the conversation
You%26%238217%3Bll+have+to+try+harder+than+that%2C+gubment.
You’ll have to try harder than that, gubment.
The+warmth%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+nice%26%238230%3B
The warmth, it’s nice…
Shhh%26%238230%3B
Shhh…
We+must+go+back%2C+honestly.
We must go back, honestly.
I+guess+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+sapiosexual%26%238230%3B
I guess I’m a sapiosexual…
Just+gimme+dat+charge%26%238230%3B
Just gimme dat charge…
Spooky+nuclear+energy+at+a+distance.
Spooky nuclear energy at a distance.
That%26%238217%3Bs+life%2C+baby.
That’s life, baby.