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Haiku!

Haiku!
Deep Dark Fears
Deep Dark Fears
A day in the life of a sloth.
A day in the life of a sloth.
When I text a girl…
When I text a girl…
We’ve come in peace!
We’ve come in peace!
Get out of here, Pluto!
Get out of here, Pluto!
Baby polar bear!
Baby polar bear!
VW Golf is better.
VW Golf is better.
Cutest Morning Stretch forever.
Cutest Morning Stretch forever.
Canadian police brutality.
Canadian police brutality.
Shakin’ it off
Shakin’ it off
I don’t believe in ghosts during the day
I don’t believe in ghosts during the day
Devastated
Devastated
Think about it.
Think about it.
I am God
I am God
Well technically he was correct
Well technically he was correct
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
Canadian+road+rage+at+it%26%238217%3Bs+finest.
Canadian road rage at it’s finest.
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.
Join the conversation
Tree+pruning+in+the+1800%26%238217%3Bs
Tree pruning in the 1800’s
Evolution+of+the+Latin+alphabet
Evolution of the Latin alphabet
Bring+out+the+chokey.
Bring out the chokey.
Local+pastor%3A+did+you+know+gay+people+also+have+wallets%3F
Local pastor: did you know gay people also have wallets?
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.
Investing+in+the+future.
Investing in the future.
Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+cats.
And that’s just the problem with cats.