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Haiku!

Haiku!
I don’t believe in fate.
I don’t believe in fate.
Hepburn vs. Monroe
Hepburn vs. Monroe
Speedy Gonzales, friend of my sister.
Speedy Gonzales, friend of my sister.
Sassy polar bear.
Sassy polar bear.
Be there or be square…
Be there or be square…
We shouldn’t be racist, guys. After all…
We shouldn’t be racist, guys. After all…
Bus Stop shenanigans
Bus Stop shenanigans
Being a programmer.
Being a programmer.
My ideal game of Jeopardy.
My ideal game of Jeopardy.
History in a tree.
History in a tree.
Being on a diet.
Being on a diet.
Derpiest cats in the world.
Derpiest cats in the world.
How to be a super fan.
How to be a super fan.
Who has ever heard of Nicaragua?
Who has ever heard of Nicaragua?
Evil Vladimir Putin..
Evil Vladimir Putin..
Glow+cats+are+god.
Glow cats are god.
Get+fished.
Get fished.
Nailed+it.
Nailed it.
The+city+police+are+pulling+kids+on+bikes+with+helmets+over%21
The city police are pulling kids on bikes with helmets over!
Join the conversation
True+intentions
True intentions
Think+of+the+children%21
Think of the children!
Skeleton+in+the+closet
Skeleton in the closet
Gordon+Ramsay+would+be+proud.
Gordon Ramsay would be proud.
I%26%238217%3Bll+see+myself+out%26%238230%3B
I’ll see myself out…
Recovering+like+a+champ.
Recovering like a champ.
Brazil+maintains+a+fleet+of+hospital+ships+that+dock+at+riverside+villages+and+treat+locals+for+free
Brazil maintains a fleet of hospital ships that dock at riverside villages and treat locals for free
Justice+is+served.
Justice is served.