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I pledge allegiance to the universe.

I pledge allegiance to the universe.
That’S MY MOM!
That’S MY MOM!
Trying to sitz.
Trying to sitz.
Why it’s good to be single.
Why it’s good to be single.
#freecountry
#freecountry
A glass that fits my needs.
A glass that fits my needs.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Best friends.
Best friends.
I’d watch it…
I’d watch it…
The many faces of Vladimir Putin.
The many faces of Vladimir Putin.
You always break my stuff!
You always break my stuff!
Our social welfare system.
Our social welfare system.
Chiune Sugihara.
Chiune Sugihara.
Extremely dapper animals.
Extremely dapper animals.
Darth Vader moves up in the world.
Darth Vader moves up in the world.
I’ve made a huge mistake.
I’ve made a huge mistake.
It%26%238217%3Bs+really+not+that+hard%2C+guys
It’s really not that hard, guys
I%26%238217%3Bm+quite+the+polyglot.
I’m quite the polyglot.
This+is+bipartisanly+worrisome.
This is bipartisanly worrisome.
Listen+here%2C+Karen.
Listen here, Karen.
Join the conversation
The+footprints+of+dinosaurs%2C+circa+240+million+years+ago+in+southern+CO.
The footprints of dinosaurs, circa 240 million years ago in southern CO.
A+hummingbird+nest+on+a+peach.
A hummingbird nest on a peach.
%2Asends+him+more+money%2A+%26%238211%3B+Somebody%26%238217%3Bs+gran%2C+probably.
*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.
Early++paratroopers+rode+on+wings+and+slid+off+to+deploy.
Early paratroopers rode on wings and slid off to deploy.
Chippy+Chip+go+beeeeeep.
Chippy Chip go beeeeeep.
Gordon+you+ignorant+slut.
Gordon you ignorant slut.
The+clouds+are+disgruntled.
The clouds are disgruntled.
These+ducks+were+very+expensive.
These ducks were very expensive.