Go home, Tardis…

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

say aloe to my little friend

the makers of oreos have no chill

probably one of the worst things you could say while on the witness stand

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

what new ghosts would you like to see?

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh