Feeling Lucky?

A haiku about getting out of bed.

A haiku about getting out of bed.
http://someecards.com
Work besties
Work besties
Toddlers are the worst
Toddlers are the worst
Sorry I just wanted to kill you !!
Sorry I just wanted to kill you !!
This sums up my life pretty good
This sums up my life pretty good
Receive the milk.
Receive the milk.
Health
Health
Tickle tickle
Tickle tickle
Metaphors
Metaphors
Sit back and relax.
Sit back and relax.
Playing wif my frien
Playing wif my frien
The good pup goes for a swim.
The good pup goes for a swim.
A reason for being
A reason for being
And that explains why we’re broke…
And that explains why we’re broke…
And you shall feel my wrath
And you shall feel my wrath
I eat this fishy.
I eat this fishy.
When+you+find+out+there+was+more+food+after+cannibalizing+the+other+survivors
When you find out there was more food after cannibalizing the other survivors
Radar%21
Radar!
A+special+snowflake+under+an+electron+microscope.
A special snowflake under an electron microscope.
All+of+the+other+reindeer%2C+used+to+laugh+and+call+him+names%26%238230%3B+Used+to.
All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names… Used to.
Join the conversation
Dazzle+camouflage+used+in+WWI
Dazzle camouflage used in WWI
What+an+eggcelent+problem+to+have
What an eggcelent problem to have
Before+his+time
Before his time
No+parades+for+just+being+a+rational+human
No parades for just being a rational human
The+hero+of+the+season.
The hero of the season.
A+grasshopper+got+stuck+in+Van+Gogh%26%238217%3Bs+wet+painting+128+years+ago
A grasshopper got stuck in Van Gogh’s wet painting 128 years ago
New+entry+in+the+DSM-IV
New entry in the DSM-IV
Bless+you
Bless you