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A haiku about getting out of bed.

A haiku about getting out of bed.
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Boom, roasted.
Boom, roasted.
Breafast, lunch, and dinner, bitches.
Breafast, lunch, and dinner, bitches.
Protec the madre.
Protec the madre.
Wagon ruts from The Oregon Trail, circish Baker City, Oregon.
Wagon ruts from The Oregon Trail, circish Baker City, Oregon.
That’s funky, bruv.
That’s funky, bruv.
Get sticked, bro.
Get sticked, bro.
Life hacks…
Life hacks…
bappada boopity!
bappada boopity!
Standard Issue Desk
Standard Issue Desk
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
I would listen to this band…
I would listen to this band…
Relationships, a linear journey.
Relationships, a linear journey.
Should have gone out of town for the weekend…
Should have gone out of town for the weekend…
That’s life, baby!
That’s life, baby!
Be a good person, generally.
Be a good person, generally.
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…
When+I+like+a+girl
When I like a girl
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
The+story+of+Brandenn+Bremmer
The story of Brandenn Bremmer
Join the conversation
The+debt+of+the+world
The debt of the world
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.
Girlfriend+vs.+Cat
Girlfriend vs. Cat
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
Dear+God
Dear God
I+was+that+kid%26%238230%3B
I was that kid…
50+Shades+of+Hay
50 Shades of Hay
Things+I+say+while+driving
Things I say while driving