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A haiku about getting out of bed.

A haiku about getting out of bed.
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When you play an evil guy in GOT so well that you get cast as Hitler…
When you play an evil guy in GOT so well that you get cast as Hitler…
The future is history.
The future is history.
Turns out douchebag is a spectrum.
Turns out douchebag is a spectrum.
Addict approved…
Addict approved…
Who cares! Shovel it in faster!
Who cares! Shovel it in faster!
bLuE eYeD aMeriCaN jEsUs
bLuE eYeD aMeriCaN jEsUs
When the internet viciously attacks your grandma…
When the internet viciously attacks your grandma…
Teachers vs guns. An open dialogue.
Teachers vs guns. An open dialogue.
The Ketchup Wars of 2020
The Ketchup Wars of 2020
I would watch this instant replay.
I would watch this instant replay.
Be good to each other.
Be good to each other.
Clearly we have communication issues… Debbie.
Clearly we have communication issues… Debbie.
That’s about a quarter [of the way through his intestines]
That’s about a quarter [of the way through his intestines]
Have it your way.
Have it your way.
Listen here, buddy…
Listen here, buddy…
Hey+Artie%26%238230%3B+You%26%238217%3Bre+going+to+be+a+big+sister%21
Hey Artie… You’re going to be a big sister!
Domesticated+water+pups
Domesticated water pups
89-Year-Old+Japanese+Grandma+Discovers+Photography%2C+Can%26%238217%3Bt+Stop+Taking+Hilarious+Self-Portraits+Now
89-Year-Old Japanese Grandma Discovers Photography, Can’t Stop Taking Hilarious Self-Portraits Now
Packing+peanut+challenge.
Packing peanut challenge.
Join the conversation
directions%2C+is+all.
directions, is all.
Words.
Words.
Sleep+tight.
Sleep tight.
Hungry+hungry+buffalo
Hungry hungry buffalo
Sustainably+flaming+windmill.
Sustainably flaming windmill.
Damn
Damn
Nice+guys+being+nice.
Nice guys being nice.
Single+dad+with+12+kids.
Single dad with 12 kids.