Cry me a river.

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the muse and his portrait

the law of giants

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

the moment your realize you might be a mouse

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

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there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

it’s okay to stare

generic father figure for backyard bbq needed in Spokane.

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall