Trust me… I’m a dolphin.

Spinning roundhouse kicks are strangely arousing…

my experience with tinder

When fainting on set turns out wonderfully.

Neuschwanstein Castle in Bavaria, Germany

Pet shaming has gone too far

Dating a programmer

I’ve made a huge mistake…

Almost Cosmo…. Almost.

Everyone deserves a second chance

This city started putting colored LED strips at crosswalks so people staring down at their phone wont walk into traffic

I’m not good at this…

Who says fidgetspinners aren’t useful?

That was a quick test

Lando all day.

Alan the unimpressed astronaut