I don’t stop eating when I’m full…

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

When you gotta go, you gotta go

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

write the next line of this story

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

up? down? sideways

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

This is a brilliant grandpa move

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

just one?