Go home, you’re drunk.

the coolest dog at the bar

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

goblins don’t watch netflix

qr codes will never run out

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead