Feeling Lucky?

If fire were water.

If fire were water.
they were stored improperly
they were stored improperly
don’t we all?
don’t we all?
male authors deserve this treatment
male authors deserve this treatment
it’s my cheat day
it’s my cheat day
not every idea is a good idea
not every idea is a good idea
nay
nay
this is why no one takes cnbc seriously
this is why no one takes cnbc seriously
soon
soon
i’ve never been to an aldi
i’ve never been to an aldi
it’s a bird
it’s a bird
oh yes they will
oh yes they will
where do i buy a splash guard?
where do i buy a splash guard?
it wants a screwdriver
it wants a screwdriver
world’s strongest mailbox
world’s strongest mailbox
brutal
brutal
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‘I’m sure you look lovely’
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Classy.
Classy.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Join the conversation
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Congratulations…
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)