I like big books and I can not lie.

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

this description is way too accurate

is martin scorsese out of touch as he turns 80, or is it just these memes

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

reason #1 is pretty obvious

all is not well in waffleville

you’ve got time

let’s break bread together

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

inflatable baby prison

google ain’t no snitch

turtle burglar

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

keep laughing see what happens

you have one life, don’t waste it trying to be a cat