This is basically me, every time.

This is basically me, every time.

Not a bear in sight...

Not a bear in sight...

Counting sit-ups

Counting sit-ups

Grape-nuts steady the man.

Grape-nuts steady the man.

There's been a mixup at the salsa plant...

There's been a mixup at the salsa plant...

Haunted.

We call it love.

We call it love.

Hot damn.

High how are you

High how are you

Riddle me this, atheists...

Riddle me this, atheists...

A few jokes.

Universal Cereal Bus.

Universal Cereal Bus.

I love you nearly as much as...

I love you nearly as much as...

Yeah... about that.

Yeah... about that.

Some people's eyes are low on toner.

Some people's eyes are low on toner.

Cut to the chaise, child!

Cut to the chaise, child!